21 March 2016

This is Totally Legit.


Breaking News: St Joseph Area Meth Supply Possibly Contaminated With Ebola.Meth recently brought in from Texas as well...
Posted by John Carden on Monday, March 21, 2016

 I'm thinking why take a chance?  Everyone in the nation should bring their methamphetamine to the local police department for inspection.  Better bring all the heroin as well just in case.

3 comments:

  1. So did you get your supply checked? Are you safe from Ebola? :D
    You know I'm kidding, right?

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    1. I'm going to ring the police department first thing in the morning and make myself an appointment at the scanner. Why take chances?? I think I might bring some heroin while I'm at it. :)

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