That was very amusing and did a good job of explaining but I have problems with to and too a lot.Merle...........
It doesn't help that we see so many incorrect examples out there. Often someone will express that something is cute by writing, "awe." Drives me nuts. :)
I hope enough people see this and learn the difference, we had it drummed into us at school along with where and we're, when to use then, when to use than and so on. I get annoyed seeing would of, could of, should of; the correct words are would have, could have and should have. Way too much incorrect grammar floating around these days.
Actually as an American, I say could've and should've, but not sure if that is correct there. More fun are words like couldn't've and wouldn't've. :)
Non-troll comments always welcome! :)