16 February 2008

It Isn't Easy Being Green... or... Dead.


Being dead used to be funny, but it isn't any more. It's difficult to be alive when everyone thinks you're dead. Tough to get a loan or pay taxes when you're dead... the IRS has this silly rule about not giving refunds to dead people. (They tend to spend on things that don't benefit our economy, doncha know.)

I hate to say it, but this poor woman will probably take years to convince everyone once and for all that she is ALIVE

and then she'll drop dead. Her family will spend another twenty years trying to convince everyone that she is, in fact, really REALLY dead this time. Like, deader than dead, Jim.

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