All right, everybody. I've started a blog and a Pinterest account. I'm
going to be homeschooling soon! I've pinned every cute "school" idea
using clothespins and crayons that exists! I've researched every
curriculum! I'm going with "Alpha Sun Beka Jones Whatever" stuff
because it's so much better than all the rest! I know it's going to be
Read my preachy blog post all about "Alpha Sun Beka Jones Whatever" curriculum! Look at the mega box which just arrived! See my children pose with all their books! They are so excited! I caught a child peeking in the cover of a textbook. I snapped a photo and shared online. This curriculum is magical. They are already learning soooo much.
I'm also posting cheesy photos of my children with giant 1, 2, and 7 placards, indicating
their grade levels this year and consigning them to fashion hell in
about... ok, nevermind, I'm consigning them now. Tacky.
We opened a book! Here's a picture of my kids opening a book. I'm also posting this list of "helpful homeschooling websites" I found/pirated from other sites. Allow me to take a little time here to spout off about how glad I am that God called me to homeschool, and how great homeschooling is.
God loves me, and I know all my readers love me, too. Go ahead and leave me a comment telling me so.
Turkey handprint crafts! Plans for Thanksgiving! Goofy instagram photos! Crafts!
And Christmas! Wheeeee! I'm so high on sugar, I'm just going to open five jars of glitter and post all about the mess my kids made as though that were some big surprising thing. You can comment about how this is so. funny. and cute.
Oh. Sorry I've been quiet on the internet. This homeschooling thing can be hard work once you get past the "review" lessons and the relatives have left. I'm going to post some random "Throwback Thursday" photo and hope you don't notice.
My daughter says she hates me and wants to go back to school. Time to hit the social media websites and ask random strangers for advice!