Hot dogs aren't too bad for you, and your risk of colon cancer is only "slightly" higher if you eat them frequently as an adult. And "contrary to legend, they do not contain animal eyeballs, hooves or genitals, according to the Hot Dog Council's Janet Riley. But the government does allow them to contain pig snouts and stomachs, cow lips and livers, goat gullets and lamb spleens."
Glad we got that cleared up. Happy Labour Day weekend!