Bag of lettuce. Three carrots. Mega margarine. Bacon package. Four mustards. Five soft tortilla wraps. Cheese. Orange juice. I think I'm doing a great job on project "Let's Eat Everything in the Fridge and Freezer Before We Buy More Stuff." But the sailors are starting to mutiny and D has abandoned ship for the local Wal-Mart. He's going to battle the Memorial Day crowds because he just can't take it any more. By the way, whoever thought of replacing old-style metal racks in fridges with these clear plastic monstrosities that need constant cleaning should have to walk the plank.