So it's now known as O'Green Day. Children will celebrate by eating green vegetables in the school cafeteria. I swear I'm not making this up.
You see, St. Patrick's Day and Valentine's Day celebrations are just too religious. All that green beer, shamrocks, crazy hat wearing and other shenanigans are... too Catholic, too Irish and not diverse enough. And we all know children might be uncomfortable celebrating Valentine's Day since it was named after a saint. And that love stuff is too Jesus-y.
So an elementary school principal just renamed all the holidays to include everyone. Valentine's Day is now known as Caring and Kindness Day. Awww. I'm just feeling the tolerance and love here. It makes me want to party on by eating a brussels sprout in the cafeteria! Woot woot!
How are YOU going to celebrate O'Green Day?