I decided to play along. About 15 minutes in, after trying to connect to the remote server to access my machine (using a fake 12 digit access code I gave him), the delightful Indian gentleman I was talking to got quite cross.
He told me that I was a female dog, and that he would come to my house and do terrible things to my cat using a duck. (At least, that's what I *think* he meant...)
If you have elderly relatives - PLEASE tell them to hangup on anyone they don't know if they start talking about computers.
This call originated from Quebec - but of course they can come from anywhere. I wonder how lucrative this scam actually is? Idiots.
--posted by a friend on facebook. Used with permission.