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Are you all done with your back-to-homeschool clothes shopping? Do you need a jumper like the one I'm wearing in the picture above? You can actually buy 'em on
etsy and be just like all the cool kids.
Or maybe you want a more modern T-shirt from
zazzle with a homeschooling slogan. Notice how they try to get you to "accessorize" your shirt with a pair of jammie pants? Stereotypical, maybe, but I wonder how many sales they get.
And then there's Amazon. Our buddy. You can buy
Homeschool Snowboarding pants for $270 and get *free shipping!* Pretty exciting, huh?
"No amount of snow nor rain can mess up your day off when you've got the
Homeschool Snowboarding Heavy Days 3.5L Pants. It's almost difficult to
have a bad day out on the hill when you have a 3.5 layer shell with 37.5
technology bringing supreme waterproofing and breathability to tackle
godly amounts of rain, sleet, hail, pow, and anything in between.
Homeschool's packed this thing full of features like a Pant to Jacket
interface, boot gaiters and thigh vents, all guaranteed to make life
easier and pow slaying more enjoyable."
That's right, folks! Godly amounts of rain and "pow" won't have any effect on you when you are wearing your Homeschool Snowboarding pants.
Think we'll just stick with last year's stained T-shirts and save some money. How about you?