10 November 2007

It's a Small World, But You're FAT!

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Disney is revamping its "Small World" attraction because plump guests keep bottoming out the boat in a couple places, and it's embarrassing to them to ask people to get out in the middle of the ride. The new song upon reopening will be, "It's a Small World After All... because your bottom takes up so much space."

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