1. We need to start a "Keep CHRIST in HALLOWEEN" campaign. I want people to contribute to my Christian organization and get all OUTRAGED that there are no Christian Halloween symbols at the local FoodMart. It is just not right that corporate America has decided that Wiccans with really bad skin get to represent this holiday. We need to take back the land, people. Bumper stickers are $10 each. We don't have enough time to organize a really great call-in and boycott campaign, but next year, look out. I'm already seeing the "Keep CHRIST in CHRISTmas" business on my friends' facebook walls. I'm not sure if I should be entertained or join in the um, fun by reposting... I was gonna go for "Keep THANKFULNESS in THANKSGIVING," but that didn't go well with a list of demands, so...
2. Went out today with a friend, who REALLLLY needs to update her blog because if I told her stories, no way you would believe me. They are that cray-zee. I have entertaining friends, ok?
Anyway. All I did was leave the house, get in her car, get out of the car, eat breakfast and then come home. I am sooo exhausted. I think I even overcompensated sitting in the plushy chairs and hurt my back. Really. Recovery takes longer than you would expect. And PS, I will make the worst old lady ever. I WILL be slow and I WILL complain a lot. Also, apparently future me will evaluate restaurant meal choices by such criteria as, "Will this constipate me? Because I need to poop sometime this week." (Please do not let me get old.)
3. To complete the random-ness of this post, I would like to talk to you about a game inspired by the Dukes of Hazzard show character, Enos. It was made up by my little brother and male cousins and is called the Enos Penis game.
Ok, to play this game, you need a lot of bravery and a few household items. It's "1-2-3 GO" and then? Run around and swack any opponent in the penile area with random household objects. Last one standing is the winner!!
My aunt and uncle put a stop to this game after someone got into the metal rakes in the garage.