Bouncin' Boobs for Science!

Could you ever imagine an entire engineering festival selling boys the idea that they can be sex objects and great scientists at the same time?  Have a few oiled-up shirtless beefcakes strut their stuff in Speedos, do a few group-choreographed pelvic thrusts while chanting, "Chemical reaction!" maybe?  Could you?  To sold-out crowds at stadiums and whatnot?  And signing autographs after their "performance?"

That's right.  It will never happen.  People presume boys are more intelligent than that.  They have more self-respect than that.  They don't need to evaluate some dude's shaking wiener and butt to decide on a science career.

Why can't anyone respect the intelligent young women?  Is this really the sort of thing that "inspires" a girl to achieve academically?  I'm thinking no.