A man filmed some jogger pooping on his lawn on several occasions. KCTV5 even helpfully distributed a video. The property owner is a bit perplexed as to why she has chosen to make his place her "personal toilet."
See, I could see an emergency like this happening. Once. But yuck. She doesn't even wipe or bring a baggie or anything during the other 400 times. I think this woman needs to cut her jog in half, return home to use the toilet, and go around one more time. If you know you're going to have the "runner's trots," please do have the courtesy to plan ahead.