|Speaking of hair, Rose recently used my scissors to give herself a trim!|
Awww. Poor little kid feels left out, I'm thinking.
Well, I told him, don't you worry. Someday when you are older, Mom will set you up with a nice girl. She will be soooo pretty and have beautiful red hair.
"Ohhhhhhh no," he told me. "You're not setting me up. I will find my own girlfriend. And she will most certainly not have red hair. And she absolutely most certainly will not have curly red hair. The girls I know with curly red hair are (raises eyebrow) not very nice girls at all. That is all I am going to say on this matter."
Well. Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Emperor! Mwaah!