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Dear Fat People

You are ugly.  Lose some weight.  You take up too much room and you're lazy and disgusting.  Oh!  But I only say that because I really care about you and want you to be around for longer.  :)

Love, Nicole Arbour


  1. You sound like the beer fairy, he doesn't like fat people much, if you are a bit tubby that's ok but those one's on TV that can't get out of bed.

    1. Nah, I was being sarcastic. But the people who can't get out of bed, someone is feeding them way too much! They need a doctor and serious help.

  2. I'm a little overweight myself, but don't overflow the seat of my chair. I still feel a bit insulted that anyone should think to say such a thing. Some people are fat because they eat too much and sit too long, for many others though, the cause is less clear.

    1. Yeah. Have you guys in Aus SEEN this chick's youtube rant? I am not sure why it's so popular but of course with everyone talking of it I had to look.

      Sooo stupid and mean. Odd combo.

  3. You can't call someone UGLY, fat and disgusting, then turn around and say "I really care about you'! WTF?

    1. Yeah, this Nicole person is really a drama queen and not a very nice person.


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