"The
Illuminati is a group of massive successful entrepreneurs, musicians,
actors, politicians and other high-ranking social place-holders. We are taking over the
world in the near future. Imagine being able to alter your world in the
areas of Love, Money, Career, Sexual Intimacy, Bad Karma, HIV cure, and
Will Power! Imagine being able to bring back lost lovers, make someone
sexually attracted to you, bring good luck to others, lose weight, stop
smoking, get a promotion or raise, or simply come into big money... Become a full Multi-billionaires by joining
the Great Illuminati. Benefits $100,000 weekly and $500,000
monthly as membership blessing for becoming a member of the great
Illuminati. With this all your dreams and your heart desire can be fully
accomplish. For more information on how to become a member add me up or
inbox me!"
Ooops. Somehow I'm not including his/her name and linking back. You will never be able to earn $500,000 monthly and it's all my stinkin' fault. I wonder how many people really answer? I found this one in the comments section of a comparison of political candidates' polling numbers.
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I'd love to alter the money section of my life (for the better of course, who wants to be poorer?), but I don't think joining 'The Illuminati' is the way to do it. I'll keep buying lotto tickets when I can afford one.
ReplyDeleteThe Illuminati is making money off that. To the tune of $500,000/ month! :)
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