I swear I can't make stuff like this up. Parents are whining that school being called off due to "Snowzilla" somehow resulted in kids making huge messes that they didn't clean. Pictures are included with the article.
Sheesh. Kids make messes. Houses are messy when there are more than four people and their snow gear about. Mittens, hats and scarves need to be out constantly, drying. That's just life with snow.
But calling doing a bit of house tidying after the kids you failed to inspire to help a "Herculean" task? Oh, please.