31 July 2016

Yay! After School Satan Club!

"Satan is good. Satan is our pal." -- Art in The 'Burbs movie.

Just what the kiddies need.  They'll be taught reasoning skills, science lessons, have snacks and do all the things you'd expect from an after-school Satan Club.  Yep.  Organisers can recruit kids for Satan because of a court case establishing that Bible clubs are allowed to meet after school.

Next up:  Student Nazi Party Club.  Why be boring and join the Student Democrats, Student Republicans or even the slightly wacky Student Libertarian group?

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