And he has brown hair. And he can crawl already!! I decided to leave him with an irresponsible relative and go swimming. Then I forgot about all my other children. I collected seashells at the edge of the pool in the sand (don't ask me how because I have no idea). I also ate sandwiches I did not have to make myself. Mmmm...
Then I changed my mind and wanted the baby back, but then the baby and I wound up in court somehow and the judge told me I could have the baby, but I had to raise him as a Muslim. I told him I'd sure do that, thinking, yeah, a Muslim who CONVERTED at the age of six months to Christianity, you betcha I can do that... Now HOW am I going to do that with court oversight??
I woke up just then.
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Don't you LOVE pregnancy dreams? :-)
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