27 December 2007

Can't Touch This.

"Customers," that is. Whole Foods has a zero-tolerance policy on employees touching the customers. Even if they're shoplifting and running away. This story is totally asinine. Mind you, if the employee roughed him up a bit for fun or maybe spat on him on purpose, I could see the firing. Here's the link:

http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2007/12/grocery_worker_fired_for_stopp.html

Just saw this little article on fark.com. Now all y'all hoods reading my blog know where to go shoplifting next. You might get caught, but if you can run you'll never be detained! Whoo-hoo!
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