Little old man and woman neighbours have an ongoing feud about stealing tangerines. You know, if it were a "feud" between our family and our next door neighbours, they would start out by giving us three bags of tangerines, whether we wanted them or not. Then we'd have to counter with a couple bags of grapefruit. And we'd receive five bags of tangerines and some cookies back the next day.
I'm serious. We never win our feuds.