Recently deleted emails. Unopened mystery surprises, discarded with nary a backward glance.
Obama's disappoints gay activists
Obama proclaims gay pride week
(I got these in the same week! Hmm)
PILLS FROM CANADIAN PHARMACY
pills for you
RE: your request
RE: best vacation tips
RE: (well, all kinds of things ... *delete, delete, delete*)
hot for you p9ssy webcam
Pelosi is at it again
(delete, but wonder if this is a "sex" email or a "politics" email)
America needs us to unite! Please help!
(all this time, I thought this was just a pro-family organization sending these emails out. I had no idea God had called it to save the entire nation! Or that *my* donation is going to make the difference in whether America survives! Ah, well. If America fails somehow and becomes a Chinese Muslim territory with bunches of gay Muslims promoting Rainbow Jihad on every streetcorner, don't look at "what our leaders did." Just remember that Mrs. C deleted that email without looking inside. Now it's just too late. Whoops. My bad.)
Most scary, I found emails in my inbox from my address that I DID NOT SEND. D says it's easy to manipulate the system to get it to do things like that. He is a mainframe programmer. I'm pretty sure he didn't rig the system to send me the "make her scream with plesure" email, or the "pill makes your p*nis gigantic" email that "I" sent to myself, along with the other assorted emails that are a little more boring in the title.
If you get one of these wiener emails, or emails about "plesure-able" sex, and it looks like it's from me? Sorry to disappoint you. You might want to delete that. You don't want your computer to get all virus-y.