I've been after Emperor for a WHILE about letting me cut his hair. He'll twist it so that it looks all burnt up and tangled after a time. Finally, when I mentioned haircuts today? He said he'd be willing to get one soon. And the reason is... he got his finger caught in the twists, so... he just cut it out. Right next to the scalp.
Sure hope he likes the buzz cut look because we're not stylin' it like Friar Tuck.