"Satan is good. Satan is our pal." -- Art in The 'Burbs movie.
Just what the kiddies need. They'll be taught reasoning skills, science lessons, have snacks and do all the things you'd expect from an after-school Satan Club. Yep. Organisers can recruit kids for Satan because of a court case establishing that Bible clubs are allowed to meet after school.
Next up: Student Nazi Party Club. Why be boring and join the Student Democrats, Student Republicans or even the slightly wacky Student Libertarian group?
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Maybe it's a misprint and actually a Santa club.
ReplyDeleteHA!! I wish! Merry Christmas!
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