So my tooth just sensed that a holiday weekend was coming up, the
dentist would be closed for the most part until next Wednesday... and
then it figured: let's just be all dramatic and crumple up when she
eats a potato chip. OH... and let's not make it one of those "can wait
until later" things. Let's expose the nerve and make life interesting,
so that everyone has to drop what they're doing and pay attention to me.