09 November 2007

Can I Please Have a Job??

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21708938/

Duh, people who eat for emotional reasons tend to lose less weight than those who don't. Can I please have this job? I can make up statistics that are true like this without a problem. I'll interview all my imaginary friends and it'll be just as obvious and scientific as articles like these. Plus my kids will go to a good college.

Deal?

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