09 November 2007

Let's Put Condoms in the Nightstand Drawer Instead.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/69049

You know, that pesky old word of God just might convict somebody. And if we allow the Bible, we'll have to cater to "everyone," so we're just going to make condoms and various "sex toys" available to our customers instead. I mean, everyone believes in that, right??
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