On an infant formula can: Put water in a clean bottle. (You know, not that dirty one with dog snot in it you were thinking of using on your infant.)
On my "maternity pads:" Place with adhesive side away from body. ('Nuff said.)
On my candle: Never leave flame unattended. (So that ten-day trip you were thinking of taking while the whole house was aflame with unattended burning candles? You might want to re-think that one.)
On my pencil: WARNING: Sharp point. May cause eye injury. (OK, I'm just kidding on that one. But it's probably going to happen soon.)
Look Out, Dad!!
My father is the purple dot above the blue weather station. He's juuust outside Milton's evacuation zone. Well! My brother and I jus...
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