29 January 2008

Cautions and Warnings

On an infant formula can: Put water in a clean bottle. (You know, not that dirty one with dog snot in it you were thinking of using on your infant.)

On my "maternity pads:" Place with adhesive side away from body. ('Nuff said.)

On my candle: Never leave flame unattended. (So that ten-day trip you were thinking of taking while the whole house was aflame with unattended burning candles? You might want to re-think that one.)

On my pencil: WARNING: Sharp point. May cause eye injury. (OK, I'm just kidding on that one. But it's probably going to happen soon.)

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