03 April 2010

Stop the Sag... Part II

Ohhhh, Mrs. C always writes timely pieces about the culture in which we live. I recently discussed "the sag" and the fact that at least the saggy-trousers people have underwear, so it's ok.

Well...

Wouldn't you know it, that Emperor came out of the pool's bathroom today with his swim shorts down to his knees, yelling? He can't pull the shorts up, he has no towel, and he can't stay in the bathroom alone... so... the best thing to do is kinda shuffle out to the pool area with your "pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" in front of ohhh... a million five-year-old girls with your "sag" in plain view?

After doing a double-take and screaming, "What? What? Ohhhh my WORD!" I wrapped the kid in a towel and we shuffled off to the ladies room with his dry pants. He's sort of a big kid to hang out in the ladies' locker room, but what else can you do in a situation like this??

I'm almost afraid to blog now...

7 comments:

  1. ROTFWL Oh poor baby. It happens to the best of us. I was in the bathroom at a restaurant and the toilet paper rolled away from me. I was the only one in there, I had to wait for someone to come in and finally pass me the roll back.:(

    You have to keep blogging I love hearing stories about your family.

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  3. Hmm, remind me to tell you the story of my three year old nephew slamming the toilet seat down before he backed up. I'm surprised you didn't hear that scream.

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  4. why afraid to blog? afraid you'll have more similar stories?

    just another story you'll be able to embarrass him with when he's older...

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  5. That's just it, Mrs. K... I need to choose these "current event" stories wisely! Maybe do a story about a beautiful, rich, extremely happy person who is a genius or something for my next post. :)

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  6. i love this stuff. i have to keep telling myself when it happens that it will be funny someday ... or right now!

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