A good tattoo can be very expensive. Why spend that money on a professional when you can order your own "tattoo kit" from several different online retailers, including Amazon? Just doodle away! So cheap!
Could you imagine tattooing yourself and all your friends in the comfort of your very own home? Right at the kitchen table? What could possibly go wrong? I wonder who on earth thought marketing equipment like this to just anybody was a good idea... but apparently this is the new thing to do...
A simple google search reveals that already we have some... consequences from this sort of marketing. One woman passed out drunk during her session, and so did her tattoo "artist." This story ends up with a gas can, a house fire, and 20 years in the pokey... Oh. And a very bad tattoo.
Maybe you're not the drinking, carousing and housefire-setting type. Maybe you just want a little income on the side by having a "tattoo party." I think I am busy that night and can't attend. Sorry.
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Ha ha! I love your question, "What could possibly go wrong?"
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ReplyDeleteGreat, Mrs. C. I was really counting on you coming over. Way to ruin my party.
ReplyDeleteI'm one of those weird people who have no tattoos and haven't even colored my hair. Fortunately, I'm getting "silver highlights" for free as I grow older! LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid idea!
ReplyDeleteThe mind boggles at what some people could/would do with equipment like that.