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Ok, so drop everything right now and look in your browser history. Would the cops be worried about you? Here's my list:
Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay (3 episodes)
Mahjongg Dimensions game (played like, a million times)
facebook (hit "like" several times and left some bland comments)
Realtor.com (and yes, I look through people's houses for fun)
I think my list is about as threatening as the "how to cook lentils" and backpack searches. Are the cops worried about you, too? I wonder how often this happens and if the family were already under some sort of surveillance. I know there was an unfortunate incident with a pressure cooker and a backpack, but there were also several unfortunate incidents with nuclear accidents and no-one has come to my house wondering why me and the homeschool gang googled "how does nuclear power work."