Democrats: We need to spend a lot more money to solve everyone’s problems.
Republicans: We should spend just a little bit less money to solve everyone’s problems.
Democrats: A lot, lot more.
Republicans: Only a lot more.
Democrats: If you won’t spend a lot, lot more, we will shut down the government.
Republicans: If you won’t cut back to just spending a lot more, we will also shut down the government.
Public: But you don’t have the money for any of this.
Both parties: We will borrow it!
Public: But we don’t want to pay for all this borrowing.
Both parties: You won’t pay for it. Your children and grandchildren will.
Public: Spend a lot, lot more!
Children: Hey, wait a minute!
Both parties: Shut up, kids. You can’t vote.
-- Michael Farris, HSLDA Chairman, on facebook.
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