16 October 2013

The Actual Budget Negotiations

Democrats: We need to spend a lot more money to solve everyone’s problems.

Republicans: We should spend just a little bit less money to solve everyone’s problems.

Democrats: A lot, lot more.

Republicans: Only a lot more.

Democrats: If you won’t spend a lot, lot more, we will shut down the government.

Republicans: If you won’t cut back to just spending a lot more, we will also shut down the government.

Public: But you don’t have the money for any of this.

Both parties: We will borrow it!

Public: But we don’t want to pay for all this borrowing.

Both parties: You won’t pay for it. Your children and grandchildren will.

Public: Spend a lot, lot more!

Children: Hey, wait a minute!

Both parties: Shut up, kids. You can’t vote.
 -- Michael Farris, HSLDA Chairman, on facebook.

4 comments:

  1. Grown men and women often act like children pity they are running your country, don't worry we have them too.
    Merle............

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  2. Democrats: "...we'll shut down the government."

    Republicans: "we'll shut down the government too."

    Well, there's a promise they both kept.

    *sigh*

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  3. I think we should sent them all home and have a do-over! Time for an amendment in favor of term limits. Spending more than two or three terms in DC is as corrupting as the One Ring!

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  4. Micheal Farris is an idiot. He was clearly watching Fox when the actual proceedings were on CNN. Shrug.

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