24 February 2016
Candidate Supreme Promises Free Ponies for All Americans!
Vermin Supreme is the only candidate for president with a specific zombie preparedness program. He's also promised on various occasions to use time travel to kill baby Hitler and defeat ISIS. His free pony program will also stimulate the economy and create jobs... and useful manure. He's actually on the ballot in New Hampshire, and yes, that's a boot on his head.
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Look Out, Dad!!
My father is the purple dot above the blue weather station. He's juuust outside Milton's evacuation zone. Well! My brother and I jus...
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oh dear, if he can get on a ballot paper, I'd say your country is in a bit of a mess.
But he'd kill baby Hitler! It's a PROMISE!!
DeleteHe's one of those political pundits, doing this for a joke. Which is more than I can say for several other candidates, unfortunately!!