You've Heard of Trump Tower...

Donald J. Trump's official portrait

...but have you heard of Trump Heroin?  During a recent press conference, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi said the use of the Trump brand name - as well as the image of our president - to market the illegal drug was a "big mistake."  She said she'll save some of this stuff for him to keep in the Oval Office when the case is over, though, and quipped that she feels this'll make him build the wall that much more quickly. 

I can't imagine anyone really bought this stuff thinking that it was marketed by the president.