Apparently this is real. The school is acting as though it was just a misinterpreted joke, but at least one child has snapped a photo that was shared with other students.
"When asked why the teacher was still teaching, or even on campus,
Susan Davis of the Alameda Unified School District said, 'I can’t give
you details about that because it’s an ongoing investigation.'"
The parents, as you might imagine, want the teacher fired. Let's see if the union sticks up for this sleazeball.