29 March 2009

Evil?


My child is more prone to cause worldwide economic collapse than your darker toddler. Yellow-haired, blue-eyed people are just NATURALLY more evil than people of all the other races. Already we see evidence of this in that he wants another horsey-ride at Wal-Mart. He wants more cookie. He takes toys from his sister. He even has temper tantrums. Of course, black children would never do that. They are always NATURALLY good. All you people who think that every child is a little different, but that they all have the "human condition" in common, must be completely nuts. Sigh.

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  1. I am nuts. And your child is so cute!

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  2. I am white, but I have brown eyes so guess I'm off the hook for the economy going bad and stuff.

    And your little one looks like a boy doll!

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  3. LOL Thanks, Jungle Mom!

    Catherine, I have dark brown eyes and hair, so I'm not sure how this happened. I must have some recessive genes that are not showing through. That means that everything is all my fault, too, only *secretly.*

    I think Woodjie looking like a boy doll is a survival mechanism! :]

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  4. I think it is a young boy thing. My 3-year-old, black skinned, brown-eyed bundle of energy is only not evil when he is sleeping. He is sleeping right now! Amen!!!

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  5. Here's praying both our sons turn into vibrant, wonderful men of God!

    For now, we need to work diligently to mold their little characters. Well, except when they're sleeping. :]

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  6. My kids are more evil than your kids. My kids have already turned to the dark side of the Force.

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  7. Thanks, Pam!

    LOL, DF, not Disney baby. He would never do that. (Ooo, *smooch* he's so cute!!)

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  8. Hey! I represent that remark! (I love saying that to my kids.) I could easily be bewitched by those eyes. Yep.

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  9. OOoo, love your siggy pic, Sue!

    Woodjie's eyes are even bluer in person. He would use all his powers to get cookies and stuff, sure he would.

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