14 May 2014

Potential Mafia House for Sale!

It's way back behind the barred gate.  Foreboding.  English Tudor-style.  Dark.  Decorated in what appears to be casino carpet remnants.  PERFECT for staging Godfather IV.  Six-car garage.  Must see to appreciate.  Only $140,000.  Being sold off to settle the estate of the previous Don... er, owner.
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4 comments:

  1. RiverMay 15, 2014 at 2:03 AM

    Mafia house? I bet it has excellent security, as safe as Fort Knox perhaps.
    Worry about burglars wouldn't be an issue.

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  2. RiverMay 15, 2014 at 2:08 AM

    That house is awful!
    It might be better with the carpets and all that wallpaper stripped out, but it isn't at all appealing.

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    1. Happy Elf Mom (Christine)May 15, 2014 at 10:14 PM

      I thought it was super-cool in a delightfully over-the-top tacky way. Trouble is, how would you EVER decorate such a thing?? :)

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    2. RiverMay 16, 2014 at 2:59 AM

      Gut and rebuild the interior. It's the only way.

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